Intrepid thrift shopper and friend basscomm scored another win with this creepy calamity. It starts out innocently enough, with an overlarge if relatively simple Christmas tree. Things begin to go wrong almost immediately, though, as one rogue branch of the tree sheds its ornaments and takes off down the wearer's arm, kudzu style.But things go really, really awry on the other side of the sweater, where a sinister Santa is lying in wait behind the tree, waiting to jump out and attack somebody. Suddenly the lyrics to that Christmas carol don't seem so innocent anymore. You better not shout, you better not cry...He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...Holy God...Santa is a stalker!
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